It's Official!! (Diploma Enclosed!)*

After years of toil and strive, months of red tape, and constant battling against holds out of nowhere...

... I went to the Post Office today to pick up a couple thousand dollars worth of unpaid bills. And what to my wondering eyes should appear??...

A strange envelope with a cryptic message and ancient symbol...

Inside: A call to action- namely, "hey- spend more money"...

And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for...

Yeah buddy! An actual state-issued document noting my scholastic achievements! En vivo authentico! Complete with pre-embossed logos and pre-printed signatures!

Now I've just got to:

• frame it
• find a place to hang it
• figure out how this make any real difference in my life and financial status (I mean, other than now having to pay sales tax in the cafeteria)
  

Overall, not a bad day! **grin** [ss]

*If only I had real camera to take decent photos with... (hint, hint)